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PP/001   EMOTIONAL FIRST AID / AUISSUED FOR ACTUAL HUMANS   ·   EST. 2026
THE UN-WELLNESS WELLNESS APP. ISSUE NO. 001

FOR WHEN
YOUR BRAIN
WON'T
SHUT UP.

Some days you're thriving. This is for the others.

An emotional first-aid kit for panic, spiralling thoughts, overwhelm and the nights when your brain decides sleep is optional. No wellness performance required.

NO GRATITUDE HOMEWORK NO REQUIRED JOURNALLING
FIRST-AID DEPARTMENTFILE: PP-001
PP-001 / CONTROLAU EDITION
PANIC
PAL.
A FIRST RESPONSE FOR A VERY HUMAN PROBLEM.
The Panic control artwork used inside the actual Panic Pal iPhone app
USE WHEN NEEDEDACTUAL APP ARTWORK
APPROVED FORACTUAL
HUMANS.
PERFECT PEOPLE CAN APPLY ELSEWHERE.
ILLUSTRATIVE PRODUCT COMPOSITIONNOT A CLINICAL DEVICE
NOT FEELING VERY WELLNESS?THAT'S FINE.HERE'S SOMETHING USEFUL.
CONTENTS / PP-002

WHAT'S
IN THE KIT.

01 +

PANIC

THE FIRST RESPONSE

A clear place to land when everything feels like an emergency. One next step at a time.

02 +

BREATHE

NO BREATHING TEST

Optional breathing guidance. No pressure to do it perfectly, or even do it at all.

03 +

GROUND

BACK IN THE ROOM

Ordinary things to notice when your thoughts feel anything but ordinary.

04 +

THINK

FACTS VS. FICTION

A second opinion on the disaster movie currently playing in your head.

05 +

DISTRACT

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Low-stakes visual activities and little interruptions. No leaderboard in sight.

06 +

SLEEP

THE NIGHT SHIFT

For the 2am meeting your brain has called without asking you.

07 +

VISUALISE

TAKE THE REMOTE

A mental change of scenery when you would rather be somewhere else.

08 +

MORE

THE SPECIFIC STUFF

For real-life situations, fears, different life stages and the messy in-between.

THE ACTUAL GUIDES, GAMES AND RECORDINGS STAY INSIDE THE APP.GET THE WHOLE KIT
PLATE NO. 03OBSERVATION / UN-WELLNESS
Vintage-style anatomical third-eye artwork from Panic Pal
NOT A MIND-READING SERVICE. THANKFULLY.
THE DIFFERENCE / PP-003

LESS
WELLNESS
THEATRE.
MORE HELP.

Some days breathing helps. Other days you need to feel the floor under your feet, switch the mental channel or stop treating a thought like a fact.

Panic Pal gives you options. No morning routine to master. No mandatory inner child field trip. No personality transplant required.

NO STREAKSNO REQUIRED JOURNALNO FORCED POSITIVITY
INSIDE THE APP / PP-004REAL ASSETS. NO SECRET FREE WEB APP.

THE PRODUCT.
UP CLOSE.

A little look at what you're getting. The full tools and recordings live in Panic Pal, not on this website.

01 / PANICFIRST RESPONSE
Actual Panic control graphic from the Panic Pal iPhone app
START WITH THE BIG THING.One obvious place to begin. No menu archaeology.ACTUAL APP ARTWORK
02 / THE TOOLSEDITORIAL UI PREVIEW
PP-001 / EMOTIONAL FIRST AID NON-MEDICINAL
TOOLS.

PRESCRIBED BY ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.

01 / BREATHE02 / GROUND03 / THINK04 / DISTRACT05 / SLEEP06 / VISUALISE
PICK WHAT YOU NEED. NO MEDITATION RETREAT REQUIRED.
EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.Find the right kind of help without hunting for it.BASED ON CURRENT APP UI
03 / SLEEPTHE NIGHT SHIFT
Actual night and sleep specimen illustration from Panic Pal
FOR THE 2AM
BRAIN COMMITTEE
SHUT THE COMMITTEE.For nights when thoughts refuse to clock off.ACTUAL APP ARTWORK
FIELD NOTES / PP-005

REAL LIFE.
VERY HUMAN.

Not everyone is panicking on a yoga mat at sunrise. Here are some considerably less photogenic moments.

A02:13 AM / ACTIVE THOUGHT LOOP

YOUR BRAIN HAS CALLED AN UNNECESSARY MEETING.

It's tomorrow, yesterday and eight hypothetical disasters, all at once. There are tools for this.

BPUBLIC PLACE / INTERNAL SIREN

OUTSIDE: NORMAL. INSIDE: FULL FIRE DRILL.

A queue, a train, a conversation. Discreet support is an option when you're trying to stay in the room.

CEVERYDAY LIFE / CAPACITY EXCEEDED

TOO MANY TABS. NONE OF THEM CLOSING.

When work, people, noise and your own thoughts are all asking for something at the same time.

ISSUE 001 / KEEP HANDY

KEEP
WITHIN
REACH.

Useful when you need it. Unbothered when you don't.

GET PANIC PAL ON THE APP STOREiPHONE APP / VISIT THE APP STORE FOR CURRENT PRICING
PP / 001EMOTIONAL FIRST AID
Archival anatomical lung illustration from Panic PalFOR HUMAN
USE ONLY.

FOR PANIC / SPIRALLING / OVERTHINKING / THE GENERAL CARRY-ON

NON-MEDICINALNO PERFECT CALM REQUIRED